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Anonymous asked:
in ur bio it says you’re a bearer of a curse. what curse? bad posts?
noodlenoodlenoodlenoodle answered:
The curse of having to fuck your mom and dad every night so they have a stable marriage
found a twitter tweet that was like "oh yeah content warning hatoful boyfriend has a lot of gore and violence" and every single person in the notes/retweets/qrts/whatever the fuck terms twitter has was going "WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WHAT" and i find that hilarious because. large amounts of gore and violence is a tremendous understatement about the amount of stuff that goes down in hatoful boyfriend
my full trigger list for hatoful boyfriend (and its sequel), for anyone curious is:
- war and genocide
- suicide (including coerced suicide)
- murder (including decapitation and dismemberment)
- cannibalism
- guns
- terminal illness and biological weaponry
- persuing monster-based horror
- unreality
- scientific experimentation-based horror
- racism
- childhood trauma and parent death
- infanticide (or more accurately, bird abortion)
- emotional manipulation
- unhealthy/codependent relationships
- death of a romantic interest
- twisted morality and gray morality
- general heartbreakery
just on the off chance anyone reading this doesn’t know what Hatoful Boyfriend is
THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!
It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).
BONUS:
Bonus #2
Of course I had to show the best part:
jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
- saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
- saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control
hell yea
sonic heritage post
just once i wish anyone would include the cropped portion of tails pointing out they wrecked the chao garden
When I tell you I snorted!
BLEASE
legolas:
gimli:
aragorn:
gandalf:
Eomer:
Boromir:
Elrond:
This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
elrond big naturals
cryptidfuckery
